"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door." The Statue of Liberty (P.S. Please be so kind as to enter through the proper channels and in an orderly fashion)

Location: Arlington, Virginia, United States

Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Secret Weapon...UNLEASHED!

It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you...

Super Liberal Ghetto Poet!

It's now come the wingo whirled, right is left, but they fool you when they do not follow through and make left right. Gittit? ...a hen in every cave...pregnant skank in every hut...agin the law...wooda hung em hi, there, fascist..."Let's try something even crazier on them next time," says Daddeh Warbux, "these dinks will suck up our sewage like dung beetles...They'll eat that like sheep shit out of the next ass up; it's their favorite...No shit, boss?...He jacks off in church in his eight wife's purse...dummy bag...inane...insane...death...reptile breath...yes son...stale corpse...rancid vampire lung...awrk awrk!

...their last curse on mankind as they pour their dead morbid gasses into the airs.


Look who's talking!


Friday, May 30, 2008

Liberal Fascism

simian said:
...we need a separate, little place for the lower quarter of the populACE that you consist of...maybe the Southeast US...after you all fall back into the stone age, we'll just come back in, spay and neuter what's left of you, and take the place back. You really, literally are not anything we can afford to abide any longer.


The only benefit we want from you losers is your complete and total absence from modern civilization but it looks like we'll have to settle for sidelining you for 20 years

Like I said:

If they had the power, and they thought they could get away with it, they would think nothing of taking us out to the woods and shooting us.

They'd even joke about it.

They're evil.


U.S. Cites Big Gains Against Al-QaedaGroup Is Facing Setbacks Globally, CIA Chief Says

By Joby Warrick
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 30, 2008; A01

Less than a year after his agency warned of new threats from a resurgent al-Qaeda, CIA Director Michael V. Hayden now portrays the terrorist movement as essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia and on the defensive throughout much of the rest of the world, including in its presumed haven along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border....

Thursday, May 29, 2008

My Verdict On The Great Debate

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Libertarian vs. Liberal Challenge

Guest Phelonius has asked me to set up a forum where he--a Right-Wing Libertarian-- and any volunteer from the Left-- preferably the most-outspoken, like Uncle Joe (Stalin, a.k.a. fathead), or his sperm receptacle Blossom, or Karl (a.k.a. Frankie), or the object of his sexual gratification, Banana--can debate topics in a calm, rational manner.

Your most excellent host--I, Republicus--will be moderator, referee, score-keeper, judge, jury, and, if need be, executioner.

As a conservative, all can rest assured on my impartiality, fairness, and open mind.

The first topic is:

I. Intoxicants and Hallucinogens (i.e. booze & drugs)

Following Europe's example, should the drinking age be abolished?

Should marijuana be legalized?

Available to all?



Crystal meth?





"(McLellan) Sounds Like A Left-Wing Blogger" lol

The Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


In a speech earlier today, the next President of the United States, Senator McCain, stated that the greatest existential threat was nuclear proliferation.

The Obama campaign immediately came out and took credit for saying that FIRST, essentially calling McCain a plagiarizing copycat.

Not so fast, Barry. President Bush and Senator Kerry both agreed in one of the 2004 campaign debates that the greatest existential threat was nuclear proliferation, which means you were THIRD.

(And a plagiarizing copycat.)

Double Standard

Controversial pastor John Hagee (above) said that Hurricane Katrina was the wages of New Orleans' sins.

He had endorsed Senator McCain for president but had that endorsement rejected for remarks like that.

Controversial starlet Sharon Stone (below) said that the earthquake in China--which killed significantly more people than Katrina did-- was "karma" for its treatment of Tibet.

She has endorsed Senator Obama for president.

Well, senator?

The Great Depression Continues

BREAKING NEWS: New Home Sales Up in April, First Increase in Six Months

...however, this might have something to do with it:

S&P: US home prices tumble a record 14.1 pct in 1Q

...however, price adjustments are in order after a bubble.

Thanks, Alice. :)