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Friday, May 30, 2008

Liberal Fascism


simian said:
...we need a separate, little place for the lower quarter of the populACE that you consist of...maybe the Southeast US...after you all fall back into the stone age, we'll just come back in, spay and neuter what's left of you, and take the place back. You really, literally are not anything we can afford to abide any longer.

...

The only benefit we want from you losers is your complete and total absence from modern civilization but it looks like we'll have to settle for sidelining you for 20 years
.

Like I said:

If they had the power, and they thought they could get away with it, they would think nothing of taking us out to the woods and shooting us.

They'd even joke about it.

They're evil.

82 Comments:

Blogger nanc said...

i'm reading this book.

along with about four others!

*8]

dare i say jonah is spot on? at the risk of being bombarded by a libtard who hasn't even read the book?

11:15 AM  
Blogger John said...

Don't be afraid of being "bombarded" by them, Nanc. Their words mean nothing. they're just loud, barking dogs.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope it's true that a lib really said this but I know how overly polite they are to everyone and that they never want to really go after them. It's time the libs got like the Jews after WWII and really started getting militant with the evil right wing.

simian said:
"...we need a separate, little place for the lower quarter of the populACE that you consist of...maybe the Southeast US...after you all fall back into the stone age, we'll just come back in, spay and neuter what's left of you, and take the place back. You really, literally are not anything we can afford to abide any longer.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what book is that Nanc? I bet I'd find it hilarious.

I like comedy.

12:22 PM  
Blogger John said...

Lib fascist said:

"McCain's crazy preacher Robert Hagee called the Catholic church the 'apostate church'
and 'the great whore.'It's John--not Robert--Hagee.

His diatribes against the Roman Catholics are nothing new. "Papists" and "Proddy dogs" (i.e. Protestants, like Hagee) have been butting-heads since Martin Luther.

It's big-ender vs. little-ender Lilliputian stuff.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He said (just the other day): "All the evidence has Hillary winning the general election, Obama is not."

He's not a liar, is he?


he's in campaing mode maroon

duh

thats the same as lying mode

on both sides

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

be afraaaaaaaaaaaaid

be veeeeery afrade

of the dog

the barking dog

12:36 PM  
Blogger John said...

I rhetorically asked:

"He's not a liar, is he?"

And the bait is bit:

"he's in campaing mode maroon

duh

thats the same as lying mode."

lol

So you're saying that the campaigning Obama is, naturally, lying, and that's understandable and okay?

Or is Obama "different"?

And if so, what makes him different, i.e. an honest politician?

Oh, right. Of course.

12:42 PM  
Blogger John said...

"a campaign spinning its own story

really?

god you are stupid

but the owner of fox

now that is NYOOOOZ"

Why? Like Bill, he endorsed Hillary, too.

Ergo...(duh)

12:44 PM  
Blogger John said...

son of sam said:

"be afraaaaaaaaaaaaid

be veeeeery afrade

of the dog

the barking dog."

You got "afraid" right the first time (after all the As).

It's not the dogs, but the Berkowitz types who listen to them that you have to keep your eye on.

12:49 PM  
Blogger nanc said...

don'tcha just love when they come in and prove everything that's written about them?

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you're saying that the campaigning Obama is, naturally, lying, and that's understandable and okay?

Or is Obama "different"?

And if so, what makes him different, i.e. an honest politician?


god you are stewpid

and naive

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doncha jus luvvit when they say doncha jus luvvit?

2:39 PM  
Blogger John said...

Right. So you're saying that the campaigning Obama is, naturally, lying, and that's understandable and okay.

Gotcha.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitler was a left-wing socialist, like his uber-fascist pal Mussolini.

whack job telling us why they're a tiny confused minority who everyone laffs at

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right. So you're saying that the campaigning Obama is, naturally, lying, and that's understandable and okay.

Gotcha.


whack job pretending to make a point

rilly i wusht he was the first in histry butt....you know.....

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was being sarcastic, simian. It's a feeling of disgust.


no she was being trite twit

awrk awrk

2:47 PM  
Blogger John said...

The official name of the Nazi party, riff-raff, was *Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei* or NSDAP: “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”.

They said stuff like this about Jews and other minorities:

"...we need a separate, little place for the lower quarter of the populACE that you consist of...after you all fall back into the stone age, we'll just come back in, spay and neuter what's left of you, and take the place back. You really, literally are not anything we can afford to abide any longer.

...

The only benefit we want from you losers is your complete and total absence from modern civilization..."

Sound familiar?

Oh, I get it:

You have to fight fire with fire, fascism with fascism to teach fascists a lesson.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

keep selling that hitler was a liberal nuthatch

dats good bidniss

makes even the owner of fox endorse a democrat

as cole says you couldn't sell dog food with the gop brand on it

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why don't you want your own little place in the southland?

yood be happy

wede be happy

but we'd have to build a big border fence

when the religious wars broke out

2:59 PM  
Blogger John said...

"god you are stewpid...doncha jus luvvit when they say doncha jus luvvit?...l'arf l'arf...
whack job...who everyone laffs at...whack job...rilly i wusht he was the first in histry butt....
awrk awrk..."

You're a lost soul.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a lost soul.

the first one to get it is always a lost soul

new man in a new land

don't matter

libs are too spineless to fight the trog

you'll get your retirement

and not even know you've never been found

3:12 PM  
Blogger John said...

"keep selling that hitler was a liberal nuthatch...dats good bidniss...yood be happy...wede be happy...whah son Ime jes talking bout a lil means testin...schiavo intel design stem cells wmd katrina back alley abortions climate change...you need to be human to vote...whus wrong wid dat?"

RU on drugs?

You didn't have a happy childhood, did you?

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and yuve never had anything but a childhood

not happy but oblivious

3:21 PM  
Blogger John said...

"the first one to get it is always a lost soul

new man in a new land

don't matter

libs are too spineless to fight the trog

you'll get your retirement

and not even know you've never been found"

Hm. Another poet. Cool. You're in.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in what guy?

dont like the sound of that

hitler says

come behind the red door

theys lovely gifts

3:29 PM  
Blogger John said...

"and yuve never had anything but a childhood."

That's what you think. Don't confuse my youthful elan with puerility.

"not happy but oblivious"

That's a shoddy paraphrase of "ignorance is bliss."

"Happiness" is overrated. It's too dependent on exterior circumstances, which always fluctuate.

Joy is where it's at, but it comes with wisdom, not obliviousness.

3:31 PM  
Blogger John said...

Be careful, jooboy or gypsy, it sounds like you're walking a tightrope between bad poetry and psychosis.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

psychosis

nothing you need worry about

gotta have a live brain

poetry

what you talkin

dont like the stuff

youre not dumb

but youre shallow

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what you think. Don't confuse my youthful elan with puerility.


you funny

its your puerility im confusing with puerility

and yewer simple but semi-articulate

known the type

odd kinda freak

had an arm bud

like ewe

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoolah! What did I step into here?!

This guy is too sophisticated for these lambs. I'll IM my Fatguy to check this out. Please keep it up.

No!...not that and not you, John.

Shame!

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Helloooo!? I guess John didn't want witnesses. The guy had him so pegged. Well, Tubby, what'll us lib elitists do tonight? Is there another good atheist docudrama playing anywhere?

4:10 PM  
Blogger John said...

"had an arm bud

like ewe..."

What happened? He went RICO on you? (whatever THAT means)

blossom hailed:

"Hoolah!"

Hello, Blossom (a la Seinfeld to Newman)

"What did I step into here?!"

Despite the smell and the way it sticks to your shoe, it's not what you think. It's just his poetry.

"This guy is too sophisticated for these lambs."

LOL!!!! Oh, Blossom!

"Please keep it up.

No!...not that and not you, John.

Shame!"

Don't get too excited, Blossom. That's just my keys.

Although I am glad to see you, too (if ya know what I mean).

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes we can rip up the US Constitution. Yes we can create a new socialist manifesto and people's Republic. Yes we can put the repuglikkkans Bushites into a Tyson Chicken Co-op gulag.

Yes we can!

Change. Obama in '08!

4:53 PM  
Blogger John said...

"Helloooo!? I guess John didn't want witnesses."

Some things are best done in private (at least for conservatives).

"The guy had him so pegged."

Yeah, right Blossom. That hallucinatory stream of consciousness free verse "bidness" called a spade a spade.

"Well, Tubby, what'll us lib elitists do tonight? Is there another good atheist docudrama playing anywhere?"

How about *Sex and the City*? I'm sure dickless will fit right in.

4:55 PM  
Blogger John said...

Hey, check it out, a liberal fascist emoticon:

:=)

5:06 PM  
Blogger John said...

^^You saw that here FIRST^^

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So John, is this the great debate thread you promised? I see they brought in the A Team for this one.

LMAO!

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you just set and witnessed the intellectual high water mark for their entire year.

*snert!*

6:08 PM  
Blogger John said...

Yup. They unveiled their secret weapon, their Balrog, with that street poet. I was like "Yikes, I'm doomed."

6:25 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Well, it was interesting that nothing from the left was actually debated. Lots of names were called, and I was told that most of the US should be put in a Gulag, but I could not wedge any argument about any actual political ideas out of the lefty nut jobs.

John was gracious enough to allow a place for a real debate, but I learned very quickly that they have no stomach for that sort of thing at all.

Oh, that, and we were told to be afraid of dogs.

I happen to agree with that as far as the rabid ones go, by the way. Then some guy sniffing glue or dishwasher soap or something entertained us with free-verse psychosis. We were supposed to be impressed with that as well.

>;=P

How is that emoticon, John? I think that one is a bit more expressive....

7:46 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

maybe

>:=0

is better?

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could sense the tremors in your keystrokes...

I sure hope they've got a sufficient supply of Noxema for rubbing onto their little red hinnies.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always amusing to come see the crippled roaches reinforcing each other after the ass kicking...such insecurities...are richly justified.

Frightened little men with much to be frightened about.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

OH, little commie moonbat comes back to say nothing yet again?

I sleep at night like a baby. Your silliness makes no difference to me at all. Didn't I challenge you already and you were as potent as your shriveled up nads? You are as nothing. A puff from my cigar, and you are gone again. All you have is the ability to call names. NOTHING else. You have proven that several times. Bark, rabid dog, just bark.

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I get it. The brown shirts fought against the commies so hard because the commies were rightists. It's now come clear...in the wingo whirled, right is left, but they fool you when they do not follow through and make left right. Gittit?

Yes, that guy with the Tyson gulag...he nailed it...Colonel Sanders on every bill board...and the ten...personality kkkult for the southland...beating the drum with drumsticks...a hen in every cave...pregnant skank in every hut.
Amnesty International condemns liberal America for this partition...cruel and inhuman not to bail out the lower ordures they say...must lift them up by hairy paw.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gaunt Felonious doth protest too much. Where's the campaign? Breaking the big One oh would be a moral victory. No one laughing would help as well.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

What's wrong Pierre? HS history giving you fits again? You are troubled because the name of the Nazi regime has the word "socialist" in it right along with the Russian regime? The fact that these two socialist parties fought a huge and bloody war is a difficulty for you is it not? It should be. It sure as hell was for them.

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, hey...GO Bob Barr...useful tool, wot?

9:55 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Be sure not to answer my question

9:56 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

I happen to like Bob Barr. You will not understand that, and I do not expect you to, BUT...seeing as how you might actually be talking about something, I wonder why you think him so bad. Perhaps.....he was the one that took Clinton to task for lying to a Federal Grand Jury? Just maybe?

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those Democratic Liberation Fronts were correctly labeled...truth in advertising enforced by The Hague...
They never mean their opposite...agin the law...wooda hung em hi, there, fascist.

Byrd led the KKK and only fifty yar ago...kleagle material sure

Think tanks are laughing ...they can make a wingo believe anything..."Let's try something even crazier on them next time,"
says Daddeh Warbux,"these dinks will suck up our sewage like dung beetles."

Here's one they won't buy..."Hitler was a lefty!!"

"Wanna bet?" says Daddeh, "They'll eat that like sheep shit out of the next ass up; it's their favorite."

We can tellem anything and even some faux Libertarians and Librarians'll buy it!!

No shit, boss?

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He jacks off in church in his eight wife's purse...you dint know that? It's Libertarian, not Libertinian...dint know that?

10:09 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Gee, and here I was reading how Byrd is a huge hero for you and your ilk.

You think I have forgotten his legacy, along with that of the Kennedy's?

Now the Dems are going to allow only 50% of the delegates from Florida and Michigan. Why 1/2 half? Why not 3/5th? That was the thinking of this party originally.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Never mind Bob Barr I guess.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta go...no wits to match with...never are...light sparring on the dummy bag...now downtown for some bourbon straight up and some smart people to hassle.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Your balls are bored, and if your hand had eyes, it would find a man's cock to play with....but no doubt it will...

You cannot argue in a straight line, and never will.

Puff of smoke from my cigar, and you are gone again. No surprise.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAIT!! He said ilk...make a note.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

ilk.

Look it up.

It is in Websters, and if you concentrate you can use that thing. You may have to concentrate, but it is still possible.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Former Bush Donors Now Giving to Obama

Greg Gordon writes for McClatchy Newspapers: "Beverly Fanning is among the campaign donors who'll be joining President Bush at a gala at Washington's Ford's Theater Sunday night, but she says that won't dissuade her from her current passion: volunteering for Barack Obama's presidential campaign. She isn't the only convert. A McClatchy computer analysis, incomplete due to the difficulty matching data from various campaign finance reports, found that hundreds of people who gave at least $200 to Bush's 2004 campaign have donated to Obama. Among them are Julie Nixon Eisenhower, the granddaughter of the late GOP president Dwight Eisenhower; Connie Ballmer, the wife of Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer and Ritchie Scaife, the estranged wife of conservative tycoon Richard Mellon Scaife.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so they want me to debate "straight up"

that means run alongside the turtle

pretend his lizard concepts are not inane

patiently explain

why he is insane

bore my ass to death

and avoid his reptile breath

sorry pinheads yood win by just having us acknowledge that yore worth serious attention

but daddy you can see it's flat

yes son

9:28 AM  
Blogger John said...

Stampede informed:

"Former Bush Donors Now Giving to Obama..."

Wupty-do. The Republicans will be compensated and then some by Clinton supporters (and even the Clinton themselves) who are going to vote McCain if Barack runs away with the nomination.

Keep stampeding over the cliff there, stampede.

9:48 AM  
Blogger John said...

This is no place for ghetto "poetry," up front.

Take your anti-establishment schtick over to some organic coffee house on open mic night. And bring a bongo drum to give it some beat. I'm sure the hippie chicks will love it.

"but daddy you can see it's flat..."

And leave Blossom out of this.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wupty-do. The Democrats will be compensated and then some by Romney, Huckabee, Julie Annie, supporters (and even the Huckabucks themselves) who are going to vote Barr since McSame has run off with the nomination.

Keep stampeding over the cliff there, monkey.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

playing with this pinhead is like dancing with a stump

hes got no moves

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he likes that blossom girl though he's been spurned and hath in him now all the fury of heck

all that a wingo can muster

she drove a stake in him lahst nite, ah yesternite

she made the LOL sound come out of his stale corpse

sound of escaping triteness from the rancid vampire lung

their last curse on mankind as they pour their dead morbid gasses into the airs

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

phshhhhhhhhhhhhhsiiiissszzzooooooom

10:16 AM  
Blogger John said...

NEXT!

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I take one quick look back knowing the monkey corpse will make some sad token pretense at life

...one last sorry twitch

a small pang of pity

then I remember



it was never alive

phssszooooooooooooom

10:26 AM  
Blogger John said...

You're a pest.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick, somebody drive a stake through that troll's ego!

Thanks,J ohn. Maybe you ought to put up some mirrors and stands of garlic...

2:31 PM  
Blogger John said...

Ghetto Poet "prognosed":

"he likes that blossom girl though..."

So? Doesn't everyone?

"he's been spurned..."

She's just playing hard to get, buffo. It's her boy-toy you should worry about, because after spending this time with real men, she's feeling very short-changed right about now.

"...and hath in him now all the fury of heck..."

Yeah. I'm the one seething in envy and spouting gibberish in a sexual panic.

"she drove a stake in him lahst nite, ah yesternite..."

That wasn't her doing the driving, numbnuts. And that woody wasn't a wooden stake (but thank you very much).

Buffo waxed nonsensically:

"I take one quick look back knowing the monkey corpse will make...then I remember it was never alive."

Then why did you look back in "knowing" expectation of a pretense, a twitch, and a pang, but then remember not to expect anything at all?

Do you often think you "know" something and expect a litany of actions that conform to your preconceptions of what you "know" but then realize it's all phantoms in your head?

This makes more sense:

"I take one quick look back (thinking/imagining that) the monkey corpse will make..."

You equated what you think/imagine with a factual knowledge of reality.

No surprise there.

Your crowd does that all the time.

"phssszooooooooooooom":

'Zackley.

2:33 PM  
Blogger John said...

...besides, Blossom can't hold a candle to Alice and Berty (everyone knows conservative girls are hotter).

Too bad Nanc, Kelly, and Z are married. ;)

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are soooo right, John! :)

3:29 PM  
Blogger John said...

Isn't it obvious? :)

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, Alice is hot? Damn, I like dumb girls. And Lana don't care if I fool around...she likes to watch...how about it, Alice?

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No thanks frankie, I'm not into intellectual eunichs or the mindless drones of the liberal castrati.

5:44 PM  
Blogger John said...

Ouch. Sounds like lana's not the only one who doesn't care about you, Karl.

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scientists may clone dead people's tissue...

this is some good shit

but the trogs will try to stop the cloning of their own

they mistake dead for undead

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since dumb is what you do best, you should best leave your better people (and they do exist) to debate ideas that you cannot handle, evidently. Otherwise, you give people a bad taste in their mouths when they read your inability to defend your ideals.

maybe this is why

now that is one dumb shit

simple decency

forbids

such interactions

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alice Gorable said...
No thanks frankie, I'm not into intellectual eunichs or the mindless drones of the liberal castrati.


but do you like large artistic peckers and the consummate

and imaginative

cocksmanship of the higher orders?

well do ya punkette?

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, dear..now even an EVAN post draws the insane asylum lefties! I LOVE IT!! keeps 'em out of trouble.

CHANGE HOPE CHANGE HOPE...

(just to make them feel right at home.......)

2:57 PM  

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