"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door." The Statue of Liberty (P.S. Please be so kind as to enter through the proper channels and in an orderly fashion)

Location: Arlington, Virginia, United States

Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Secret Weapon...UNLEASHED!

It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you...

Super Liberal Ghetto Poet!

It's now come the wingo whirled, right is left, but they fool you when they do not follow through and make left right. Gittit? ...a hen in every cave...pregnant skank in every hut...agin the law...wooda hung em hi, there, fascist..."Let's try something even crazier on them next time," says Daddeh Warbux, "these dinks will suck up our sewage like dung beetles...They'll eat that like sheep shit out of the next ass up; it's their favorite...No shit, boss?...He jacks off in church in his eight wife's purse...dummy bag...inane...insane...death...reptile breath...yes son...stale corpse...rancid vampire lung...awrk awrk!

...their last curse on mankind as they pour their dead morbid gasses into the airs.


Look who's talking!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're killing me with the PoMo stuff, John. But given the source of inspiration...


6:44 PM  
Blogger John said...

Me too!


Kill my landlord


Bush be bad-ass...

...ass bad as Adolf

he be lefty now

backward jabberwonk


Cry for Da Children

Duh People, too


oppressed by the trog

who threatens with heck

or hangs by the neck

if they know

what they remembered

was not

what they knew


Jesus was a black man

didn't they tell you?

oh momma

jocastic fantastic

(me MOFO, gittit?)



3:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit already. This is embarrassing. You know that to be a great PoMo poet laureate, you always need to have a few references to excrement... take Charles Simic...(please!)

As the curtain goes up, I'm sitting naked on the potty in my grandfather's backyard in a little village in Serbia. The year is 1940. I look happy. It's a nice summer day full of sunlight, although Hitler has already occupied most of Europe. I have no idea, of course, that he and Stalin are hatching an elaborate plot to make me an American poet. I love the neighbor's dog, whose name is Toza. I run after him carrying my potty in my hand, wanting to pull his tail, but he won't let me.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous frankie machine said...

So, you're winning that war, now...bigtime? Too bad nobody knows.

April 27, 2008
Significantly fewer Americans now say things are going well in Iraq than did so in February, and support for a quick withdrawal of U.S. forces has climbed by seven points (to 56%), one of several reversals in what appeared to be a positive shift in several of the public's perceptions about the war in Iraq and views of what to do next. For instance, a plurality (48%) now says the United States is losing ground in reducing the number of civilian casualties while 37% say the United States is making progress toward this objective. The balance of opinion on this issue has flipped since February 2008, when 46% said progress was being made and 40% said the United States was losing ground.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, the country's too busy learning about the dark side of Barack Obama to care about the war.

1:19 PM  
Blogger John said...

"Perception is reality," eh, Karl?

fj critiqued:

"Quit already. This is embarrassing. You know that to be a great PoMo poet laureate, you always need to have a few references to excrement..."

"A few references"? My "Scatology" poem made it the theme, front and center.

I demand the crown of laurels.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you be satisfied with merely the palm of victory?

Apollo was rather partial to the laurel (ask Daphne), and excrement would hardly be a fitting tribute.

Make no Faustian bargains.

3:40 PM  
Anonymous simes said...

They joke about it. They are pure evil:

A Republican Congressman "Jokes" About the Death of Senator Clinton. Force Him to Resign. This is Very Dangerous Stuff, and the GOP Should Hold Him Accountable. 6/1

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! More useless ethical advice from the producers of "Death of a President."

5:22 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Oh...C'mon guys.

I was reliving the 70's with this commie pseudo poet, and he was not just as bad as I remembered, he was funny as well. I almost tried on my on bell-bottom blue jeans to see if my brain would regress along with those times.

Sadly, no. Idealism belongs to the uninformed and young, and such as it has been for the life of man I suspect.


Drinking deep

they understand little, but

sleep. That they need,

conflict, death and need.

Understand these they do not.

but they know dweeb.

Gargling with gasoline,

needless perhaps,

but familiar.

Drowning in stupid metaphors.



5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And speaking of people who should be forced to resign...

5:27 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Oh, Simes, of course. Mindless little robot that you are.

You probably are willingly not able to remember that the first person to bring up the "death of a candidate" this election year was non other than Hillary Clinton. She did that last year already. What did the press do with that little tid-bit wisdom? NOTHING, naturally.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No comment.

5:39 PM  
Blogger John said...

Simian's shameless. The Left has been wishing death upon bush & cheney for years:

5:40 PM  
Blogger John said...

Hey Alice, fj, how do you turn a word into a link?

5:42 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Well, Cheney, for all of his faults, at least never got into0 a car on a rainy night with a Kennedy.

Thanks to that he is still alive and well.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...


Use the html format of : "..."

In the three dots area you can put any character set as your link reference.

5:48 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

that did not work right


for a lot of html tools

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

< a href="http://....">text to display< /a>

is the html code you need, only the "space" after the < in the opening and closing tags needs to be removed

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

text to display

is what it looks like with the text looks like with the 2 blank spaces removed.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

For example


And there is it.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

So where are the lib lizards that are usually smelling up the place tonight?

6:53 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...


for a lot of html tools

James, giving John this information is like when the guy asks what time it is and you tell you how to make a clock. ;)

8:30 PM  
Blogger Kelly said..., John, you have been busy with this blog. It is soooo good to see you back in fine form...just like the good ole' days.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous bob blooger said...

John said...
Simian's shameless. The Left has been wishing death upon bush & cheney for years:

You say that like it's a bad thing.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous blooger said...

The left must be EVERYONE outside the last sordid remains of the wingbat quarantine zone.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous dangerfield said...

Weakest president in history

"What happens when a superpower becomes preoccupied by a costly war and loses some of its ability to coerce friends and enemies toward the outcomes it favors? We're seeing a demonstration of that change now in the Middle East, as Arabs and even Israel reckon with the limits of American power -- and begin to cut their own deals." 6/2

8:58 AM  
Anonymous blooger said...

Afghan violence skyrocketing
May marked end of deadliest year for US troops since war began.

Pretzeldink loses two wars at once

9:09 AM  
Anonymous frankie machine said...

The video lasts just more than three minutes. But that's long enough to raise some nasty doubts about John McCain's reputation as a straight talker.

There's the Arizona senator arguing both sides of President Bush's tax cuts. Here's the supposed foreign policy wizard flubbing the simple facts about which terrorists are being trained in Iran. He's even ducking his own admission that he needs to learn more about economics.

The newsreel of McCain lowlights has zoomed up the YouTube charts in the last week, with more than 1.5 million views. "John McCain's YouTube Problem Just Became a Nightmare" is the video's title, which might be dismissed as partisan hype but for one thing: It's true.

The presumed Republican presidential nominee is taking a serious drubbing on YouTube, the most popular video-sharing service on the Internet and the virtual town square for millions of new young voters. ...

Six of the top 10 videos returned by a "John McCain" YouTube search Thursday pegged the 71-year-old as inconsistent, extreme, wooden or a combination of the three. (The one clearly favorable piece came from the McCain campaign and focused on his Navy service.)

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is shocking...what a wretched old traitor

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinocchio Obama

2:59 PM  
Anonymous vet said...

You're right, fj...both are unpalatable and inedible. I will cast my vote for Bob Barr though he is as ridiculous as either knowing at least that I will not be responsible for electing a traitor or a guy with a long wooden nose.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Talk about your Pinocchio's...

4:27 PM  
Blogger John said...

Okay, here goes:

Simian's shameless. The Left has been wishing death upon bush & cheney for years.

6:22 PM  
Blogger John said...


Thanks guys. ;)

6:36 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

"Simian's shameless. The Left has been wishing death upon bush & cheney for years." is no wonder that Sayet left this guys employ.

6:59 PM  
Blogger John said...

What do you mean, Kelly?

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: your comments here-

You need better internet research skills....Most people misspell.

Head of Laboratory
Habibullo I. Abdussamatov,
Dr. Sci. at Pulkovo Observatory.

Look it up!

7:35 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

"'Evan has written and/or produced in virtually every medium there is. Starting out as a standup comic he was quickly spotted by David Letterman and offered a spot on a special episode featuring young talent. Segueing into writing, he was an integral part of the team that made “The Arsenio Hall Show” the first late night program in thirty years to give “The Tonight Show” a run for its money and then the very first Creative Consultant on the highly respected “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher” (back when Maher was funny)."

Evan Sayet: How Modern Liberals Think

7:44 PM  
Blogger John said...

Huh. I didn't know he worked for Maher.

9:04 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Evan Sayet's biography

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psychet's in the toilet...has been for years. What was that weird deal with his wife...some perv stuff going on, wasn't there?

Nasty business, I gather. Think he's hiding out again.

9:45 PM  
Blogger John said...

Kelly, I caught that one night several years ago when I was channel surfing. Thank you for resurrecting it (and my next post).

Evan's right on.

Anion, are you judging him, on sexual behavior, no less?

Of course you are.

10:06 PM  
Blogger John said...

Anonymous said:

"RE: your comments here-

You need better internet research skills....Most people misspell.

Head of Laboratory
Habibullo I. Abdussamatov,
Dr. Sci. at Pulkovo Observatory.

Look it up!"

Anonymous, I didn't post that.

"You need better internet research skills...."

So do you. If you glanced over my slew of posts about Global Warming, you'd know that I'm a skeptic.

"Most people misspell."

I know how to spell "existence."

Apparently, someone posted that using the address here for mischievous reasons (because they know I'm a skeptic).

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


John's parting the Red Sea with html again...

6:53 AM  
Anonymous flush said...

Anion, are you judging him, on sexual behavior, no less?

Of course you are.

of course i am

why not?

he would

we like to beat your tiny brains out with your own standards

thats how it works

and very well too

america is filled with loathing

10:01 AM  

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