King-Maker Uncle Teddy dubs Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton the New John F. Kennedy in 1992.
16 years later, Hillary Clinton is aghast and casts the Evil Eye upon...
...Uncle Teddy, for dubbing Barack the new New John F. Kennedy instead of her on January 28, at American University (Republicus' alma mater
On Tuesday, May 20, Uncle Teddy suffers two seizures and is taken to the hospital. He is diagnosed with a brain tumor (Get well, Senator).
That night, Hillary continues her home stretch surge, wins the Kentucky primary, and announces that she is leading Barack in the overall popular vote.
Run for your lives.