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Location: Arlington, Virginia, United States

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Clinton Curse STRIKES!

King-Maker Uncle Teddy dubs Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton the New John F. Kennedy in 1992.




16 years later, Hillary Clinton is aghast and casts the Evil Eye upon...



...Uncle Teddy, for dubbing Barack the new New John F. Kennedy instead of her on January 28, at American University (Republicus' alma mater).



On Tuesday, May 20, Uncle Teddy suffers two seizures and is taken to the hospital. He is diagnosed with a brain tumor (Get well, Senator).



That night, Hillary continues her home stretch surge, wins the Kentucky primary, and announces that she is leading Barack in the overall popular vote.



Run for your lives.

6 Comments:

Anonymous charlie chan said...

As a Chinese-American I find that last picture extremely offensive!

10:07 AM  
Blogger John said...

lol Ah so!

10:14 AM  
Blogger John said...

...how do you think they drummed up all their campaign cash for '96?

10:15 AM  
Anonymous charlie chan said...

Chinese money tree's?

11:58 AM  
Blogger John said...

If I understand you correctly, 'zackley.

10:23 PM  
Blogger John said...

Chinese money trees/Charlie Tre, get it? Ha ha.

7:54 AM  

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