"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door." The Statue of Liberty (P.S. Please be so kind as to enter through the proper channels and in an orderly fashion)
- Name: John
- Location: Arlington, Virginia, United States
Friday, July 04, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Did She Say "Booooooring?"
"Of course, this booooooring little blog won't get much attention any more if all we can expect is more tiresome denial from the party of the dead. So sorry, Johnny."
"Boring," you say?
Check this out:
What do you think of that?
Stick around. And fasten your seatbelt.
"No matter how many time you prove these trolls to be idiots, they'll always keep coming back for more. They're kinda stupid 'that way'..."
"It may be a bad idea to try and convince them to think. Smoke starts pouring out their ears and would likely contribute to global warming."
That's because the ideology that they downloaded into their brains is a virus that has a stealth auto-destruct program attached to it which explodes whenever it's tampered with.
As soon as they start thinking critically, here's what happens:
But it's an inferior program and can be defused and succesfully removed if we can find the green wire and clip it.
...Or is it the blue wire?
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe...