"Destructive Interference"
"Destructive interference" is how the Global Warming crowd characterize the skeptics (a.k.a. the "Head-In-The-Snow-I-Mean-Sand Deniers") because the latter are considered obstructions to the former's agenda.
Well, it's been a cold year and, at 122 Feet tall, this snowman in Maine may hold the world record for being the largest snowman ever.
"God looks out for fools, drunkards, children, and the United States of America," said Otto Von Bismarck (as the young nation rather quickly-- and quite miraculously--expanded in size and power despite great challenges from within and without meeting the upstart at every step of the way), and it looks like the Good Lord Himself has Seen fit to condescend once again and has basically resorted to Drawing us a huge (and even smiley-faced) picture to get through to our childish brains so as to protect us from devious con-men.
We had blizzards and ice-storms appear out of nowhere on the very same days and at the very same locations when and where Al Gore planned to speechify his scorched-earth policy against capitalism and Global Warming marchers had outdoor events planned (and had to cancel them or trudge around in their boots and slip on ice).
Well, it is hard to predict tomorrow's weather (even if you're an "expert" who says you can predict how it will be in ten years), so, you know, "Coincidence."
Well, okay, but how about record breaking cold snaps and snowfalls all over the world, and people dying because of it while Gore is lauded as a prophet and receives a Nobel Prize and an Oscar?
Isn't something (like maybe Nature) or Someone (like Nature's God) trying to tell us something?
Maybe?
"Don't be ridiculous," it's explained, "Nature is God and She's a Goddess and we're licensed to speak on Her behalf: The cold, inconvenient weather is because of climate change which proves Global Warming."
(Doh!)
WELL WHAT ABOUT THIS GIANT, RECORD-MAKING SNOWMAN IN MARCH?!?
"Who, him? He's just destructive interference."
posted by John | 2:44 PM
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