"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door." The Statue of Liberty (P.S. Please be so kind as to enter through the proper channels and in an orderly fashion)

Location: Arlington, Virginia, United States

Saturday, December 01, 2007


October 17, 1938-November 30, 2007

Evel Kneivel--who was heroically rumored in my childhood to have cumulatively broken every bone in his body--has died.

Republicus had the toys.

The motorcycle and rubbery, wire-framed Evel were practically indestructible, and the stunts inevitably evolved into setting up a ramp facing a brick wall a few feet away and revving up the motor 20 times before release.

Amazingly, the toy was none the worse for wear (which only provoked me into finding something that would finally make it say uncle, using stuff like gasoline, matches, and a sledgehammer).

My vainglorious neighbor got really inspired by Evel. Upon his announcement that he intended to perform his very own stunt, we set up a little ramp for him at the edge of a ditch that had a 4-5 foot span while he rode warm-up sprints up and down the driveway on his purple, banana-seated, V-shaped handlebar bicycle.

The main concern was the integrity of the ramp (made of stacked bricks and a wooden board), and this was jumped up and down on, readjusted, and jumped up and down on again to the daredevil's satisfaction.

The other concern was traffic; but once the all-clear signal was given, off the young wannabe went with determination (despite the glint of fear in his eyes).

His dad's driveway was the runway, and he pedalled his way down it as fast as he could, the bike wobbling from side to side as the downward force on the pedals alternated from left to right.

He reached the end of the driveway, quickly crossed the road, hit the makeshift ramp...and he was airborne!

He sailed UP...then descended, and...

... OO! Nice try! His front wheel cleared the chasm but had no shock absorbers so it just jerked then stopped with a thud when it hit the opposite edge head on and the bike with its rider clumsily collapsed in a tangled heap in the ditch.

He rolled over and started to wail. You could see that a small wet spot had formed on his groin from peeing in his pants. His older brother screamed "MY BROTHER! MY BROTHER!" and lumbered over to him waving his arms about while the rest of us just stared, our mouths gaping.

He was fine.

The disillusionment coincided with the dropping off of the Knievel craze.

R.I.P., Evel. Truly an American legend and icon.

(I thank Jack's Shack-- --for inspiring this post)


Saturday, December 01, 2007


Don't worry, be happy: If you're a Republican, those words should be easy to follow.

A roundup of Gallup health polls over the past four years finds that Republicans are far more likely than Democrats to report having excellent mental health.

The survey found that 58 percent of Republicans polled reported having excellent mental health. Only 38 percent of Democrats and 43 percent of Independents reported the same.