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Saturday, March 07, 2009

Karma's A Bitch

While in Europe, President George W. Bush infamously mispronounced his EU counterparts' names and claimed U.S. democracy was older than Europe's

Then, in a PR gesture for the cameras, he makes a state gift of a giant, mock-up button. The toy button was thought to be inscribed with the words (in Russian): "Reset," to symbolize a new beginning of relations with the Russians.

But the actual translation, as Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov explained (taking the oppurtunity to point out the knuckleheaded solecism in front of the cameras), was "Overcharge."

Okay, all of that was moronic.

But wait, that was the "elite" Hillary as Secretary of State, today.

Can you hear the howls of derision?

110 Comments:

Blogger FJ said...

Just hit the "overcharge" button. Hmmm, and I wonder how Gordon Brown's enjoying his White House DVD box set...

10:42 AM  
Blogger FJ said...

btw- I think the Democrats have succeeded in turning around world opinion on the subject of America. We're back to being everyone's pushover and patsy...

10:43 AM  
Blogger John said...

DVDs as a state gift.

How gauche.

But it's better to be loved than feared!

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How pwedictabo. Watho than wethpond to the weft the modowato ith thenthoring the potht-th and making them unweadabo. Cowud, you ah DITHMITHED!

1:52 PM  
Blogger John said...

Yeah. Sure I am.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go back to just slectively deleting dissent like you were before coward?

3:48 PM  
Blogger FJ said...

Deleting more of your rambling obscenties would be a blessing.

5:20 PM  
Blogger FJ said...

Snarky comments and insults hardly constitute constructive dissent, do they pudpuller?

5:21 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

FJ, I agree!

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thti-o waiting foe an antho about yo pedophio cuthin, captain mowon.

3:10 PM  
Blogger John said...

"Why not go back to just slectively deleting dissent like you were before coward?"

Signed,

The Brave Anonymous

3:13 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

Oooh.

Ouch.

Dayum.

Imagine what happens when a 'right-winger' does that?

That is called normal......

8:43 PM  
Anonymous FemLib said...

My, this is quite the intellectual round table, isn't it?

10:01 PM  
Blogger Phelonius said...

How would you know that?

1:14 AM  
Blogger John said...

Femlib (if that's her real name) has a point. Ever since I allowed a free-for-all open forum, the dregs of humanity felt entitled to crash what was a think-tank and spray paint "kkkunt," "twat," "pigs," and "racist" on the walls like the Manson family after breaking into a house to terrorize and murder the residents with a "hahaha," effectively downgrading this blog to lowbrow status by their very presence.

And so with society at large.

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet again conveniently ignoring FJ screaming Coon, Carpetlicker, etc. Right?

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget how everyone around here refers to the President as Chimpy.

9:16 AM  
Blogger John said...

"Yet again conveniently ignoring FJ screaming Coon, Carpetlicker, etc. Right?"

Wrong. fj "screamed" nothing. He was trying to elucidate a point to illustrate the folly of his target's mindless reverse-racism.

To no avail.

"Don't forget how everyone around here refers to the President as Chimpy."

Again, what's good for the goose (i.e. Bush), is good for the gander (i.e. Obama), unless, of course, there's a racist double standard which has a different set of rules for different races, which is definitively racist.

Can you understand that?

I didn't think so, because your reasoning faculties have been gravely compromised by the insidious mindworm of liberalism.

But that's your own fault for voluntarily chugging down the Kool Aid and the mindworm at the bottom as if you were bottoms-upping a bottle of tequila.

What many understand is that your side throws around the word "racist" when racism has nothing to do with calling a spade a spade (no pun intended).

Now leave of your own free will.

10:26 AM

10:29 AM  
Anonymous La FemLib(erator) said...

The world has regained its sanity and all the trends are upward:

Meghan McCain rips 'offensive, radical, insulting' Coulter

Nancy Reagan praises Obama's reversal of Bush stem cell ban

Ex-fundamentalist castigates GOP for being a 'fifth column'

Frum: Rush misrepresents conservatives as clueless

Bush torture authors can't find work

New poll finds much less support for religion in US.

Former Evangelist Slams Anti-Gay Right
March 9, 2009 by James Hipps

Former Evangelical powerhouse Frank Schaeffer, recently spoke with DL Hughley about Rush Limbaugh, the GOP and the Religious Right. During that segment he stated:

“Rush Limbaugh is telling the truth when he says he wants him (Obama) to fail. These people are ideological enough that they would rather take our whole country down and be proved right than be patriotic and be Americans, stand up and do the thing that everyone who loves this country should do right now which is support the President whether you voted for him or not!”

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calling Obama stupid isn't racist. There is no racial connection to the word stupid. Chimpy is the equivalent to calling an African American President a monkey; which is a long standing racial slur. Does everything have to be spelled out for you people???

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Fem said...

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Then, there'th yo incwedibwy puewiwo tactic with the baby talk!

No wonduh you pee-po ah thut-th lotherth -- and weo wemain that way in a kind of devewopmento dithabiity teio a new genewathun of weel conthuvativeth cometh awong and thupplantth you.

Unteo then, pweeth, jutht thtand athide, you thkwooey wabbit.

1:25 PM  
Anonymous FemLib said...

With enemies like this, we've got the country locked up for two generations.

Here's a suggestion to all you people who bother with this simpleton...let him die in obscurity. I would suggest that though there aren't many, there are at least a few righties out there who are at least worth insulting. This guy and his two seedy little sidekicks are not among them. Posting here just gives them the ILLUSION of relevancy.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its fun to kick these cowards around. That stupid Bitch Kelly was crying a few posts back and threatened to leave. Then the moderator kissed her ass and said he couldn't censor dissent because then he would only be preaching to a choir. A choir that consists of a racist (FJ) and a braindead moron (kelly) with a pedophile cousin. By censoring dissent it appears the moderator has decided to flip flop again and go back to practicing censorship.

1:53 PM  
Blogger John said...

Misanthropic Butch Lesbian bitched:

"With enemies like this, we've got the country locked up for two generations."

Try two years.

"Here's a suggestion to all you people who bother with this simpleton...let him die in obscurity."

No! Don't leave me! I've been working so hard trying to encourage you all to stay!

"I would suggest that though there aren't many, there are at least a few righties out there who are at least worth insulting."

Agreed. The RINOs and wimps. They are definitely worth insulting. Go for it.

"This guy and his two seedy little sidekicks are not among them."

Hee hee! Here it comes:

"Posting here just gives them the ILLUSION of relevancy."

Ha ha! There it is:

SOUR GRAPES!

Victory is mine!

Perlmutter--courageously wearing a cheap disguise consisting of those fake plastic Groucho Marx moustache, nose, and glasses-- whined:

"Its fun to kick these cowards around."

Right. As you rub your stinking, blistered ass.

"That stupid Bitch Kelly..."

Wow. A real ladies' man.

You're a class act, Perly. I bet you're very generous with your prostitutes (especially since they charge you top dollar for their degradation).

"...was crying a few posts back and threatened to leave."

I think her attitude was more of disgust.

Me, I have no problem stooping to your level--unlike most other conservatives with any sense of decency. In fact, I enjoy it, which makes me a very big problem for you.

Hopefully, I'll be able exorcise those tormenting demons that have possessed you with a little tough love.

"Then the moderator kissed her ass and said he couldn't censor dissent because then he would only be preaching to a choir."

Well, they don't need my medicine. You do.

But that's not why I've demonstrated great forbearance by allowing you to exist here when you've done nothing but harrass me and my guests and splash the walls of the commentary sections with buckets of imported Kool Aid.

But that would be a consequence.

"A choir that consists of a racist (FJ)..."

Objection, Your Honor. The question has been asked and answered.

"...and a braindead moron (kelly) with a pedophile cousin."

So you really hate them thar Mormons (i.e. "morons") and equate homosexuality with pedophilia.

Got it. You're a homophobic bigot who hates a religion and all its adherents (and no, it isn't bin Laden's Wahabism, of course, but Governor Mitt Romney's, talk-show host Glenn Beck's, and Donny and Marie Osmond's--who, by the way, are much, much more succesful and contributive to American society than you'll ever be--short of having a life-altering epiphany-- and liked by many, many, many more people than could possibly like you).

"By censoring dissent..."

Denial. As fj correctly identified and assessed, "rambling obscenties, snarky comments and insults hardly constitute constructive dissent."

Do they, pudpuller?

"it appears the moderator has decided to flip flop again and go back to practicing censorship."

Why? Because I threw you out on the street, Perlmutter? So? You're a blathering fool. And who the hell are you? This is an exclusive club. If you want to join it, you'll have to get fathead, blivins, or simian to vouch for your character and I'll think about it.

Meanwhile, keep wearing that Groucho Marx disguise. The indignity becomes you.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Larry B. said...

You're right, Femlib...but like anon says they're fun to kick around...in fact it's their stupidity and delusions that make them such temptingly disgusting targets. But if you've got some other marks, let me know and I'll follow you over there...or anywhere else, ass you know.

3:53 PM  
Blogger FJ said...

Posting here just gives them the ILLUSION of relevancy.

LOL! These Bozo's have obviously never heard of Shroedinger's cat. Every time they peak into the bag, we become relevant again! I know, they can't help themselves.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow an exclusive club of sycophants like that ignorant moron Kelly and confessed racist/sexists like FJ. Where do I sign up!

And if you don't like anonymous comments, here is an idea... DISABLE THE FEATURE!

5:46 PM  
Blogger John said...

RU nuts? I'd lose over half of my best customers.

7:23 PM  
Blogger John said...

blivious slobbered to Libfem:

"But if you've got some other marks, let me know and I'll follow you over there...or anywhere else, ass you know."

Leave it to a real man like blivious to get pussywhipped by a feminist.

Go follow your master, now, little doggie. I think she has a biscuit for you! Yash! That'sh a GOOD boy! No, no, she didn't say that she neutered you. She said that, uh...she "tutored" you, yeah!

7:47 PM  
Anonymous PLEEEASE, Try This!! said...

Inciting Treason:

Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government
March 9

The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.

Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

He continues; calling on a second American Revolution; “…we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America's Declaration of Independence, which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”

Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

He closes with the words of Sam Houston followed by a plug for his next martial arts event.

“We view ourselves on the eve of battle."

11:45 PM  
Blogger John said...

The 1992 Clinton Campaign styled its campaign headquarters as "The War Room"-- where the political war against conservative decency and sanity was waged.

7-8 years later, at the end of Clinton's scandal-ridden and ultimately impeached presidency, Carville declares "It's WUH!" against--not bin Laden or Saddam Hussein--but conservative decency and sanity, as if he hadn't been waging war against them since "The War Room" days from the very beginning in 1992.

America had enough and rejected Clinton's heir apparent, Prince Al, and elected W.

The Left said W. "stole" the election.

Four years later, America came out in even greater numbers than before, and elected W. for a second term, and the good times rolled.

Meanwhile, the Left shamelessly wished aloud that the red states were disenfranchised from voting, and that red state seccession from the blue states was not only not a bad idea, but, perhaps, feasible...

Go ahead. Try it. "Pleeease."

America is waking up, seeing what's happening, and ready to defend their country from stealth Marxists who are making their last stand in one final, audacious bid at survival (after having failed miserably everywhere else).

...and who have openly--and treasonosously--declared war against "Red State" America for many tears.

And now they're boo-hooing because Norris and others are ready to defend the country from vicious radicals who hate it.

Because they're the "victims," of course.

So maybe you should call off the offense-- that YOU started-- before you get hurt.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see Chuck Norris, RepubliKKKus and Al Qaeda are all on the same page again.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous UpChuck said...

Are you ready to join Chuck's ARMED rebellion this Friday?

Last time they tried to use Smedley Butler...now, it's Gen. Betraeus...this is bound to come off as well as that one did. Let's hope it makes a really big splash. They seem hellbent on destroying themselves to save us the trouble.

Norris ends his column encouraging readers to get together with other conservative "cell groups" (not community organizations, cell groups) to watch Beck's live telecast on Friday the 13th. Notice his specific mention of people with guns to be in attendance.

Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation. You can host or attend a viewing party by going to Glenn's website. My wife Gena and I will be hosting one from our Texas ranch.

The telecast is supposedly to launch the movement Beck is calling "We Surround Them."

Beck lists nine principles guiding his new movement on his Web site. The priniciples contain the usual right-wing "government ain't the boss of me," pro-Christianity propaganda. My favorite, though, marks a turnaround for the hardcore right. After years of conservatives screaming that those who don't support the president are un-American and want our troops to die terrible deaths, Beck comes out with principle number eight:

"It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion."

Beck said this on his show when introducing the eighth principle: "My opinion or others' opinions may be anti-American. Anti-American rhetoric would be anything that's destructive to the Constitution and our country as the founders understood it unless you want to change that."

He then called his audience to action saying, "If you agree with seven of these nine, please, stand up and fight for them."

Beck's followers describe the movement in terms of 9/11 and seem to equate the Obama Administration with the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks. One woman explains the linguistic origin of the 9/12 movement on the "meet up" Web site that gathers together the "cells" Norris was talking about:

9-10 saw us naïve and carefree, with our heads in the sand. 9-11 opened our eyes and stunned us into silence. 9-12 saw us rise from the ashes.

Their site also has a handy map of all the meetup events in the country, so you can click on your state to see from which direction the pitchfork-wielding masses might be coming this Friday night. So far, I seem to have little to fear. The only meetup planned in Chicago, at a bar on the far west side of the city, has a total of two people signed up to attend. So much for "surrounding."

Not only do Norris and Beck spend their brief on-air time together plotting some sort of vague armed insurrection, but also they dreamt up a Michele Bachmann-style investigation into Washington politics, only with more violence and led by the military instead of the media. From the transcript of the show (again, my emphases):

BECK: I would love to have General Petraeus go up to Washington and clean that hornet's nest out. I'd like him to set up a military tribunal and call them in one by one, okay, going to have a little interview with you. Find out if they're guilty or innocent of being involved in, you know, all kinds of the scandals that are going on and kick them out.

NORRIS: I want to go with General Petraeus myself and be next to him and when he finds out who's guilty and, you know, dishonest, then I will take care of it for him. Took him out. I'll choke them out, the ones that he finds dishonest, I will choke them out and stick them into a pile.

Whoa, Chuck. I know Glenn is real good at whipping people into a frenzy, but chill out. You've got to save your legendary roundhouse for Saturday's Showdown in H-Town!

In all seriousness, it's easy for a cynical person such as me to laugh off a fading action star who spends about as much time promoting "Total Gym" exercise equipment and pushing his new book as he does fomenting revolution. But laughter may not be the best response here.

Sure, Glenn Beck is a scary man. Just a few minutes of his bizarre television show is enough to raise my blood pressure significantly. But it's not crazy wack jobs such as Beck that pose the biggest threat to our nation. It's easily indoctrinated people such as Norris who are good at selling Americans crap they don't need that we should worry about.

12:24 PM  
Blogger John said...

lol

You idiots woke the sleeping giant with your BIG mouths.

Yes, start worrying.

Obama's magic spell is already beginning to wear off less than two months in office.

And that's all you had.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Proving yet again that RepubliKKKus, Beck and Al Qaeda all want the same thing!

1:03 PM  
Blogger John said...

You mean, "You're either with us, or with the terrorists."

Yes indeed. Karma's a bitch.

2:16 PM  
Blogger FJ said...

So the self confessed turncoat paedophile and incest lover is pushing the "General Betreus" line again, demonstrating that traitors like her want us to lose wars, and patriots win them. Petreus WON his.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sleeping giant...hahahahahahaha

2:38 PM  
Blogger John said...

Yup. And that includes the real producers of wealth in this country. Collectively, you can call them Atlas, and he's shrugging.

What you don't read in the headlines and the rest of the garbage posing as journalism nowadays is that the people who make this country work are saying FUCK YOU and pulling out.

And Obama's true colors have come out. And it ain't in the black.

It's in the red.

"Hello? Hi, it's me again. The president. Listen, uh, really, I-I-I'm not a socialist!"

lol

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that this Glann Beck thing is going to go over about as well as the attempt to oust the President over his "fake" Birth Certificate.

As the moderator quoted: You're either with us or with the terrorists. Clearly the moderator and his sycophants are with the terrorists.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous aka Paul Revere said...

LOL...here's one of their giants...be on the alert for right wing terror attacks. They're the greatest danger to this nation which exists at this time...these people are all ripe for treason and will soon have to be confined in prison encampments. In any case, they are rapidly losing all credibility as a viable of patriotic opposition.

Report: Slain US Nazi hated Obama, had parts for 'dirty bomb' Stephen C. Webster
Published: Monday March 9, 2009


Depleted uranium purchased over the Internet from an American company

Trust fund millionaire James G. Cummings, an American Nazi sympathizer from Maine who was slain by his wife Amber in December, allegedly had the radioactive components necessary to construct a "dirty bomb," a newly released threat analysis report states.

The man, allegedly furious over the election of President Obama, purchased depleted uranium over the Internet from an American company.

"According to an FBI field intelligence report from the Washington Regional Threat and Analysis Center posted online by WikiLeaks, an organization that posts leaked documents, an investigation into the case revealed that radioactive materials were removed from Cummings’ home after his shooting death on Dec. 9," reported the Bangor Daily News.

"Amber (Cummings) indicated James was very upset with Barack Obama being elected President," reported the Washington Regional Threat and Analysis Center (PDF link). "She indicated James had been in contact with 'white supremacist group(s).' Amber also indicated James mixed chemicals in the kitchen sink at their residence and had mentioned 'dirty bombs.'"

"Also found was literature on how to build 'dirty bombs' and information about cesium-137, strontium-90 and cobalt-60, radioactive materials," said the Bangor Daily. "The FBI report also stated there was evidence linking James Cummings to white supremacist groups. This would seem to confirm observations by local tradesmen who worked at the Cummings home that he was an ardent admirer of Rush Limbaugh and former TV star, Chuck Norris, and had a large collection of Nazi memorabilia around the house, including a prominently displayed flag with swastika. Cummings claimed to have pieces of Hitler’s personal silverware and place settings, painter Mike Robbins said a few days after the shooting."

After Amber Cummings admitted to the murder and entered an insanity plea, Belfast, Maine police felt it necessary to bring the FBI on the scene.

The paper also reported that Cummings had a long history of violence.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DuPOnt,JP Morgan, Goodyear and some others tried to use Smedley Butler to overthrow FDR, and they're ready to try the same thing again, only with an even more insane and flakey adventure. Let's hope they don't kill too many loyal Americans in their lunatic attempts before they're exposed for what they are and banished from American political life forever.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"After Amber Cummings admitted to the murder and entered an insanity plea..."

Lol...the whole reich should enter an insanity plea and check in for lobotomies,re-education and spaying and neutering.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy's a genius...former BIG TIME Fundamentalist who's seen these freaks from the inside and knows they're fifth columnists...

Ex-fundamentalist castigates Republicans for being a 'fifth column'David Edwards and Rachel Oswald
Published: Monday March 9, 2009





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A former leader of the Christian Right has issued a truly scathing and blistering critique to the Republican Party, calling them "anti-American" and a "fifth column" in the country for their efforts to "sabotage" national economic recovery.

Frank Schaeffer, whose evangelical parents were a driving force behind the formation of the Christian Right movement in the 1970s and 1980s, on Sunday burned whatever bridges he might have had left with the GOP after he left the party in 2000 with a blog posting on The Huffington Post and in an interview with CNN's D.L. Hughley.

Calling Republicans "arsonists" who are trying to burn down the country, Schaeffer, author of Crazy for God: How I Grew Up As One Of The Elect, Helped Found The Religious Right, And Lived To Take All (Or Almost All) Of It Back, said conservatives have no right to criticize President Obama for trying to clean up the mess that their party has created.

"You do nothing constructive, just try to hinder the one person willing and able to fix the mess," Schaeffer wrote. "Today, no actual conservative can be a Republican. Reagan would despise today's wholly negative Republican Party. And can you picture the gentlemanly and always polite Ronald Reagan, endorsing a radio hate-jock slob who crudely mocked a man with Parkinson's and who now says he wants an American president to fail?!"

Schaeffer also criticizes the Religious Right, the very movement, that he helped to found, for being anti-American by hoping the country fails "in order to prove they were right about America's 'moral decline.'"

In his interview with Hughley, Schaeffer added his voice to the din that has risen up in the last few weeks to criticize Rush Limbaugh.

"I think when you look at a guy like Rush Limbaugh today, what you're seeing is the lid off. This is the raw, naked true face of where Republicanism is. And be my guest, if people want to vote for that, fine," Schaeffer said. "We just had eight years of this that drove us over the cliff and you want to keep going over the clip, fine, But as far as I'm concerned, the greatest miracle, speaking of God because I'm still a religious person, that has happened in any lifetime, is the election of Barack Obama."

Schaeffer told Hughley that the "educated class" has left the Republican Party. "Either the elected people fall into one of those two categories. Either they are pandering to the religious right -- I don't know what they believe, of course. I can't get into their head. They are pandering to the religion out right or they are pandering to the neocons to whom every war is a good war. And there is very little room in between."

"Today you have about 20 million people who buy all of Ann Coulter's books, watch Rush Limbaugh. Send money into the televangelists. It's all the same people," explained Schaeffer, adding, "It's not a big percentage. It's just a loud percentage. This is the drunk on the subway making trouble in the car for all of the people on the subway. There are 100 decent citizens on there, there is one ass in the front that's molesting women. That's the Republican Party now in terms of the loud car."

CNN has the full transcript here.

This video is from CNN's D.L Hughley Breaks the News, broadcast Mar. 8, 2009.

Find this video...Schaeffer on Hughley...it's all over the tyoobs...

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is great! RepubliKKKus and his gang of weirdos are gonna overthrow the US government this Friday. These dopes aren't gonna do crap except stay in their parent's basements making idol threats. Though I would like to see them "rise up" and end up in prison for TREASON.

Its a last ditch effort to remain relevant: WAAAAH, everyone thinks our ideas are stupid! I know, lets beat 'em up good!

4:44 PM  
Blogger John said...

"...Clearly the moderator and his sycophants are with the terrorists."

Yes. "Clearly."

"Frank Schaeffer...burned whatever bridges he might have had left with the GOP after he left the party in 2000 with a blog posting on The Huffington Post and in an interview with CNN's D.L. Hughley."

Sounds like another David Brock.

You know Dacid Brock, don'tcha? With Media Matters?

You know, the Kool Aid factory that gives you your daily rations and marching orders?

5:20 PM  
Anonymous d. simes said...

LOL...They're talking treason and political violence openly, now. Let's hope the keep it up and make some flakey attempts to wander off the pig farms with their pitch forks toward the human settlements.

I can see them now, lurching around like the living dead with everyone laughing at them as we lure them into their concentration camps with some rancid meat.

And, wow...that Schaeffer guy really knows these losers.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous ds said...

Of course, he cut his ties, loser...didn't you hear what he had to say about the Crazy for God asylum dwellers?

Why wouldn't he cut his ties with these freaks?

As he says, all the intellectuals have left the party...as in CUTTING THEIR TIES with it...lmao

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...rancid meat. hahaha...I've heard that stink bait they use for catfish works good on them.

5:30 PM  
Blogger John said...

"Today you have about 20 million people who buy all of Ann Coulter's books, watch Rush Limbaugh. Send money into the televangelists. It's all the same people."

That's a lot more people than listen to Air America and drink Media Matters, DailyKos, and Moveon Kool Aid combined (because it's all the same people).

"It's not a big percentage. It's just a loud percentage."

Right. Like Keith Olbermann and simian.

"This is the drunk on the subway making trouble in the car for all of the people on the subway."

Those kinds of riff-raf vote Democrat.

"There are 100 decent citizens on there, there is one ass in the front that's molesting women."

Him too.

Schithead's projecting.

"That's the Republican Party now in terms of the loud car."

That's the Left.

5:42 PM  
Blogger John said...

"...rancid meat. hahaha...I've heard that stink bait they use for catfish works good on them."

What do you mean you "heard"?

That's exactly what you used for libfem.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lapdog is chastising libs for parroting talking points? If it wasn't for his marching orders from Limbaugh (and now Beck) this blog would be empty. So RepubliKKKus, you planning on storming the castle friday or are you staying in mommies basement?

6:33 PM  
Blogger John said...

That's an affirmative. I'll be handling logistics from the bunker (a.k.a. the subterranean complex beneath the domicile of the materfamilias).

There's a lot more room now that Cheney and his cadre of Secret Service and medical personnel split, so tell Blossom and Lana Banana to stop by. I want to show them something.

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

groooan...more compensation from the wee dick illiterate...

I can't wait for Friday ... for nothing ... as usual from the chicken hawks.

It would be fun if they actually tried one of their 3 stooges plan, but these weenies are all talk.

9:02 PM  
Blogger John said...

"I can't wait for Friday ..."

So you're coming over? :)

"...for nothing...as usual..."

You poor girl. Who conditioned you to have such low expectations?

Oh, right. Fathead and Obama.

"...but these weenies are all talk."

Don't worry. The oral examinations I have in mind don't involve any talking.

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't worry. The oral examinations I have in mind don't involve any talking."

LOL, sounds like lapdog's mommy is going to be away for a while so he is gonna blow FJ. Still waiting on the results of their master plan to oust Obama over his BC.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops, look like they caught one already!

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Police found five guns and a sword in a car during a traffic stop near the U.S. Capitol on Tuesday.

Capitol Hill officers became suspicious as they questioned a man driving a white Pontiac, a spokeswoman said. The officers, based on their conversation, grew concerned about the possibility that he had hazardous materials in his car, she said.

The driver, who was alone at the time, was taken into custody and a hazardous materials team was dispatched to the scene. While no such materials were found, the team discovered the firearms and the sword, Sgt. Kimberly Schneider noted.

Charges were pending Tuesday evening, she added.

7:37 AM  
Blogger John said...

"LOL, sounds like lapdog's mommy is going to be away for a while so he is gonna blow FJ."

I was talking to Lana Banana. Mind your own business.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, besides your pervert activities, what do you traitorous little chickenhawks have planned for Friday?

I mean this is the time for ACTION, boys...you really should go out and make some really big mistakes.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sword sounds about right for one of these dark age peons. I wonder if he was going to surround D.C. all by himself.

9:34 AM  
Blogger John said...

I'm going to get myself arrested. No, wait, that was you guys at your BDS protests.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, if you don't want the world to know you are gonna felate FJ don't post it on your blog.

9:54 AM  
Blogger John said...

"Dude," put down the bong and pay attention.

Unless you think fj is pretending to be lana banana pretending to be annymous.

Now go play some Pink Floyd and zone out to "Comfortably Numb."

Dismissed. "Dude."

10:04 AM  
Blogger John said...

"wow an exclusive club of sycophants like that ignorant moron Kelly and confessed racist/sexists like FJ. Where do I sign up!"

This is Fight Club, and you can't play because you hit like a girl (no offense, Kelly).

10:13 AM  
Anonymous LB said...

So, do you guys blow each other before you surround us? Or do you get all excited afterward?

Well, you'll get yours in jail, anyway.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous I think thave gottus said...

The "Surround" meetings, organized through MeetUp.com appear to have limited success with Beck listing LESS THAN THIRTY (30...hahahahahaha) SITES holding meetings to watch the unveiling; not the thousands claimed by Mr. Norris,. Some sites include houses of worship which may create problems with the IRS if the meeting is considered a partisan event.

10:57 AM  
Blogger John said...

Well, no one said it was going to be a "Million Man March" sponsored by a Muslim reverend.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the one hand conservative claim to be morally superior. On the other hand the moderator is offering to blow an anonymous poster?!!?

1:41 PM  
Blogger John said...

Can you read?

Or do you just "make shit up" (as you liked to accuse the opposition of doing in order to discredit them) and repeat it over and over again, as the Master taught:

"Repeat a lie enough times, it will be believed."

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, do *YOU* even know who you're blowin'? FJ, Lana Banana (whoever that is, or are you just gonna blow some anonymous poster?

3:55 PM  
Blogger John said...

Obviously, I'm pretty sure it's Lana (duh).

4:14 PM  
Blogger John said...

...and I never said that I was "blowing" anybody, dopehead.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous d. simes said...

Certainly not the way I read it...
typical right wing perv.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Karin Hall said...

OMG! Leave it to a moralistic conservative to solicit sex from strangers on his "political" blog.

yuck

9:45 PM  
Blogger John said...

Simian hallucinated:

"Certainly not the way I read it...
typical right wing perv."

Typical left wing projection. You read into it what YOU want (i.e. homosexual fellatio).

It went like this:

"There's a lot more room now that Cheney and his cadre of Secret Service and medical personnel split, so tell Blossom and Lana Banana to stop by. I want to show them something."

Then, "anonymous" (Lana, presumably), responded:

"I can't wait for Friday ... for nothing...as usual..."

To which I responded:

"So you (i.e. Lana) are coming over? :)...You poor girl. Who conditioned you to have such low expectations?...Don't worry. The oral examinations I have in mind don't involve any talking."

That was an unbroken thread between two parties.

Then you scoundrels jump in and non sequiturize:

"LOL, sounds like lapdog's mommy is going to be away for a while so he is gonna blow FJ."

and:

"Dude, if you don't want the world to know you are gonna felate FJ don't post it on your blog."

and:

"So, do you guys blow each other before you surround us?"

And:

"On the one hand conservative claim to be morally superior. On the other hand the moderator is offering to blow an anonymous poster?!!?"

and:

"Dude, do *YOU* even know who you're blowin'? FJ..."

Of course, that's precisely the kind of intentional misinterpretation and persistent, snowballing devolution of it that used fj's exemplifying use of "coon"--in direct reaction to the immediately preceding "white trash"--to turn him into a Grand Kleagle for the Ku Klux Klan (like Democrat senior senator from WV Robert Byrd was).

That is also the same, insidious process that took Limbaugh's contempt for the evident socialism in the works-- and his expressed desire for the president's apparent efforts at implementing it to fail-- to High treason.

The shameless tactic is transparent and worthy of the harshest censure (if not horsewhipping), but lucky for you the Gramscian strategy to mindwipe entire generations via the indoctrinating public schools and universities, and as reenforced by a complicit media, has succeeded to a degree where you can get away with that crap.

...For now, but not for much longer.

Karin added:

"OMG! Leave it to a moralistic conservative to solicit sex from strangers on his 'political' blog.

yuck"

Stranger"? Please. I've been soliciting sex from lana banana for a year or two.

I think you're just jealous, Karin. Maybe I'd pay a little more attention to you if you shook your ass at me the way Lana does everytime she comes in here.

I suggest you just cut to the chase and walk in here wearing a bikini next time.

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy has some selective memory. Yeah, anonymous once used the phrase White Trash so apparently that means FJ can use racial epithets whenever he wants. The guy has been casually throwing the phrases coon and chimpy around ever since. Anonymous may have used the phrase White Trash but that in no way absolves FJ's racist language since the initial post.

So morally superior conservative Republicus was NOT offering an anonymous BJ? Because his offer is clearly extended to anonymous. Its right here in this thread for all to see!!!!

7:14 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

John, This might be of interest to you.

The Liberal Blogging Ad Hominem-ists

7:41 AM  
Blogger John said...

This guy has some selective memory....So morally superior conservative Republicus was NOT offering an anonymous BJ? Because his offer is clearly extended to anonymous. Its right here in this thread for all to see!!!!"

The selective memory--if not reading incomprehension-- is your own.

1) Where has Republicus ever claimed he was "morally superior"?

No where. In fact, Republicus has often clarified that he is not a paragon of conservative virtue.

2) No, Republicus was "NOT offering an anonymous BJ." It is in no way "clear" that he did, and the only thing "right here in this thread for all to see!!!!" is the hysterical snowballing of the concocted accusation, which provides yet another excellent lesson of how you miscreants operate.

7:43 AM  
Blogger John said...

Thank you very much Kelly. These are cheap, third-rate con-men. Deceit is second nature to them, and they engage in it with no moral compunction whatsoever.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In response to an anonymous poster John Said:
Don't worry. The oral examinations I have in mind don't involve any talking.

Yeah, can't imagine why anyone thinks you'd want to blow anonymous.

Hey Kelly, while you are posting links check this out:
http://www.i4m.com/think/southpark/

And what is that horrible picture that you are desecrating the flag with???

8:12 AM  
Blogger John said...

I know you mindless orcs aren't used to independent thinking and are nothing but propaganda couriers for your Kool Aid dispensing Dark Lords, which compels me to diagram what was plainly stated and draw pictures to help you see the flaws in your reasoning faculties and the folly of your campaign.

Again, it went like this:

"There's a lot more room now that Cheney and his cadre of Secret Service and medical personnel split, so tell Blossom and Lana Banana to stop by. I want to show them something."

Then, "anonymous" (Lana, presumably), responded:

"I can't wait for Friday ... for nothing...as usual..."

To which I responded:

"So you (i.e. Lana) are coming over? :)...You poor girl. Who conditioned you to have such low expectations?...Don't worry. The oral examinations I have in mind don't involve any talking."

Ha ha.

Anyway, that was an unbroken thread between two parties.

From that, this blind leap in logic is made and frantically pounded as a square peg into the round hole of the historical, written record:

"LOL, sounds like lapdog's mommy is going to be away for a while so he is gonna blow FJ."

I appreciate the unwitting provision of an excellent, microcosmic example of how you shamelerss liars operate in society at large.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So apparantly every anonymoous poster is Lana Banana? Dude, if you want to blow an anonymous poster go right ahead but recognize you are offering TO BLOW AN ANONYMOUS POSTER. But that is your business. Lefties don't care, it is your right wing moralists who have a problem with it.

9:27 AM  
Blogger John said...

"So apparantly (sic) every anonymoous (sic) poster is Lana Banana?"

No, that's not apparent at all. Only that specific poster was, apparently, lana banana."

"Dude, if you want to blow an anonymous poster go right ahead but recognize you are offering TO BLOW AN ANONYMOUS POSTER."

You're dismissed, "dude."

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Karin Hall said...

Lol...does this ineffectual, little eunuch declare victory and "dismiss" everyone who kicks his hairy tail?

Did you catch the latest family values spectacle "up there eein Alayaska?" Bristol's sicko/violent fyancee took a walk...ooh, there's a big surprise.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Karin said...

Oh, I forgot to ask; is he often a supplicant for sexual favors on this blog?

That would seem to fit. Probably why he set it up in the first place. Mommy should put NetNanny on his computer.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical tactic around here: deny, deny, deny. I don't see this Lana Banana person claiming to be anonymous. If you want to fantasize about oral sex with an anonymous lib go right ahead but the fact is you were caught soliciting an anonymous BJ.

Nice to see you've decided not to participate in Chuck & Glenn's Keystone Caper, unless you plan on doing that AFTER your anonymous BJ.

BTW, you are SOOOOO cool when you DISMISS people!

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to cheer the moderator for not carrying water for the Conservative morality police. Though it is probably because he is frequently dismissed by woman and has to solicit anonymous oral sex on his blog.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Larry Blivins said...

Well, their House Nigrah got a little out of line again, today...and will have to be publicly flogged again by his white massahs.

He admitted he was sane and came out pro-choice. Any sign of sanity and decency is frowned on by the base base. All in all, an edifying spectacle for the black community to watch the racist GOP in action.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous LB said...

Speaking of GOPervs, Atty Gen King of Alleybammy is now under investigation for numerous crimes and was also caught by his show wife under the covers with one of his male aides.

He is an avowed Xtian moralist and big time homophobe so you knew that was what he'd be doing...so why should we expect anything different from some small fry GOPerv like this blogger?

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well, their House Nigrah"

FJ is licking his chops again cuz he's been race baited!

12:20 PM  
Anonymous d. simes said...

He's throwing their "secret" lingo in their faces. That's obviously the way they still think of a black man in their pristine, white midst...like they've always done. That will bring out FJ in fine form.

Interesting tactic on that bj...so he gives anonymous, who he offered to blow, a fictitious name and that's supposed to make it alright? Obviously, Lana would be a FEMALE...so, John, tell us how that would work if that was what you really meant. I don't think Lana's anatomy would be quite right for that...oh oh, caught in a really stupid lie again.

Man, only a wingo would try that shit.

Just man up and admit you want to suck some banana, dude...nobody gives a shit.

You know what they say...it's the cover up that does the damage.

12:34 PM  
Blogger John said...

I'm sure Lana Banana--who understood me quite clearly-- finds this very amusing but thinks it's best to bite her tongue and stay above the fray, for obvious reasons.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, because everyone on this blog stay above the fray. You f'd up and said you wanted to blow an anonymous dude get over it.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we please drop the whole John is gonna blow a guy who may or may not be a figment of his imagination named Lana Banana. Lets get back on the topic of how John, Glen, FJ & Walker Texas Ranger are gonna overthrow the gov't LOL.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Karin said...

...and how UpChuck's biggest fantasy is choking liberals to death after a nazi judge gives the kill order.

Obviously some displaced sexual perversion in that abberation.

BTW, has anyone here ever heard of this other wingbat fantasy, Lana Banana?...what a dope...he probably dreams about the creature, whatever it is.

2:13 PM  
Blogger John said...

You're just a bunch of newbies. The regulars here know all about Blossom and Lana Banana.

2:26 PM  
Blogger John said...

I just hope Lana wasn't disguised as Perlmutter and got accidentally thrown out.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who gives a rat's ass about your asinine obsession blow jobs? Have your mommy come to your room or something.

Meanwhile, that uppity darkie had to toe the line again, today...twice...Steele's previous statements in favor of banning assault weapons done come back to hant him and he had to kiss ass again today. It starts to be pretty clear that they just hired them a boy so they could kick him around like in the good ol' days...they miss that so and would like to go back which is why they'll never win another election.

5:38 PM  
Blogger John said...

You lefties have some serious psychological issues.

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Says the guy offering to blow his imaginary friend Lana Banana.

5:45 AM  
Blogger John said...

You got one of three right. Good for you! I was, in fact, specifically addressing lana banana.

Now try to think. Can this:

"The oral examinations I have in mind don't involve any talking."

...possibly have another meaning than me "offering to blow someone"?

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets see you 5000 word answer to want you meant by silent oral examination. But lemme get a pillow first...

8:17 AM  
Blogger John said...

If you're lana banana, that might not be a bad idea.

12:17 PM  
Blogger FJ said...

Did you hear the white house niggah today, John? He says that the economic crises isn't really all that bad. I guess ole massah Soros finally gave him the thumbs up to start the next pump & dump on Wall Street.

Of course, none of the above is racist, provided you believe in magic negroes.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous blivinpoop said...

I am not a racist. All I said was:

Well, their House Nigrah got a little out of line again, today...and will have to be publicly flogged again by his white massahs.

4:49 PM  
Blogger FJ said...

No, you right blivinpoop. You're not a racist at all... you were only mocking the stupid white trash bloggers and their Sambo house negroes. As long as you support the Jim Crow coons, you're cool!

*rolls eyes*

4:53 PM  
Anonymous blivinpoop said...

I am NOT a racist...

I am not a racist...

I am not a racist...

I BELIEVE in you Barack!

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, who "race baited" FJ this time! Stop making him prove he is a racist! Bad Liberals! Bad!

7:37 PM  
Anonymous the GOP is racist said...

Well, their House Nigrah got a little out of line again, today...and will have to be publicly flogged again by his white massahs.

He admitted he was sane and came out pro-choice. Any sign of sanity and decency is frowned on by the base base. All in all, an edifying spectacle for the black community to watch the racist GOP in action.

7:58 AM  
Blogger FJ said...

I'm certainly proving there's a racist here, alright anon. And the racist is YOU.

8:00 AM  

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