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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A Study In Contrasts Part II

Outgoing President George W. Bush quietly boards his helicopter and leaves for Texas, commenting only: "Today is not about me. Today is a historical day for our nation and people."

Outgoing President Bill Clinton schedules two separate radio addresses to the nation, and organizes a public farewell speech/rally in downtown Washington D.C. scheduled to directly conflict with incoming President Bush's inauguration ceremony.

President Bush leaves office without issuing a single Presidential pardon, only granting a commutation of sentence to two former border patrol agents convicted of shooting a convicted drug smuggler. He does not grant any type of clemency to Scooter Libby or any other former political aide, ally, or business partner.

President Clinton issues 140 pardons and several commutations of sentence on his final day in office. Included in these are: billionaire financier, convicted tax evader, and leading Democratic campaign contributor Marc Rich; Whitewater scandal figure Susan McDougal; Congressional Post Office Scandal figure and former Democratic Congressman Dan Rostenkowski; convicted bank fraud, sexual assault and child porn perpetrator, and former Democratic Congressman Melvin Reynolds; and convicted drug felon Roger Clinton, the President's half-brother.

The Bush daughters leave gift baskets in the White House bedrooms for the Obama daughters, containing flowers, candy, stuffed animals, DVD's and CD's, and heartfelt notes of encouragement and advice for the young girls on how to prepare for their new lives in the White House.

Clinton and Gore staffers rip computer wires and electrical outlets from the White House walls, stuff piles of notebook papers into the White House toilets, systematically remove the letter "W" from every computer key-pad in the entire White House, and damage several thousand dollars worth of furniture in the White House master bedroom.

Headlines 4 Years Ago:

"REPUBLICANS SPENDING $42 MILLION ON INAUGURATION WHILE TROOPS DIE IN UNARMORED HUMVEES"

"BUSH EXTRAVAGANCE EXCEEDS ANY REASON DURING TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES"

"FAT CATS GET THEIR $42 MILLION INAUGURATION PARTY, ORDINARY AMERICANS GET THE SHAFT."

Headlines For Obama Inauguration:

"HISTORIC OBAMA INAUGURATION WILL COST ONLY $170 MILLION"

"OBAMA SPENDS $170 MILLION ON INAUGURATION; AMERICA NEEDS A BIG PARTY"

"EVERYMAN OBAMA SHOWS AMWERICA HOW TO CELEBRATE"

"CITIBANK EXECUTIVES CONTRIBUTE $8 MILLION TO OBAMA"

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice try dumbass. Maybe the braindead conservatives on this blog will buy your BS but you conveniently LEFT OUT security costs for Bush's 2nd innaugural and left them in for Obama's. As you like to say, you're dismissed.

7:00 AM  
Blogger John said...

You're an imbecile.

3:45 PM  

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