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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Liberalism at Work, North of the Border

Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has decided to sue American gunmakers, arguing that half of all gun crimes in Canada are committed by smuggled U.S. guns.

Soooo...homicides across the border are the fault of the manufacturers who make the guns here?

Oh, Republicus get it. Canadians don't kill people.

American guns do.

While they build their case, perhaps we should look into how many U.S. crimes--ranging from DWI, vehicular homicide, spousal battery, as well as murder-- are commited by those intoxicated on Molson and Labatts.

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Blogger Gothamimage said...

While you're at Republicus, it may be time to finally take Ontario - we tried in 1812, but it was a bit too much in our salad years.

Can't you visualize Condi at the United Nations, holding up a menacing looking vial of ground British Columbia weed.

Then she points to a satalite photo of a suspicious looking Moose on the Maine border, which she claims is a carring a chemical weapon ( which turns out to be a smelly behind).

All of a sudden, Dubya starts speaking up for the oppressed Francophone Quebecois , as if they were Shia's under Sadr.

Wooooo

Mexico's getting cocky - has a lot of oil, but not as much as Venezuala

Meanwhile Cheneymammon uncts some ooze looking at Saskatchawan oil reserves

1:27 AM  
Blogger John said...

So you do believe that Canadians don't kill people, but American guns do?

Gotham, for a guy who insists he's not a liberal or a hack for the Democratic Party but more a paleoconservative a la the isolationist Pat Buchanan (particularly vis-a-vis intervensionism), you have been displaying a habit of defending Leftists (like Martin), apologizing or making excuses for Bill Clinton, and championing John Kerry while attacking a whole gamut of conservatives, neoconservatives, and Republican Party power players.

8:24 AM  
Blogger John said...

"Can't you visualize Condi at the United Nations, holding up a menacing looking vial of ground British Columbia weed.

Then she points to a satalite photo of a suspicious looking Moose on the Maine border, which she claims is a carring a chemical weapon ( which turns out to be a smelly behind)."

lol

5:24 PM  

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